And he drove the fastest milkcart in the West...
Dear Bondholder
Congratulations. One of your Premium Bonds has won a prize and a warrant for the money is enclosed. Please pay it into a bank or building society. Hurray, hurrah and good cheer! I've won on the Premium Bonds! Will I be retiring early on the money? I doubt it. Will I be splashing out on a fast car or a glamourous holiday? Probably not. I won the minimum amount. So I shall bank it and buy myself a Mars bar instead. Thanks anyway, Ernie.
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