The sickest joke site ever gets a makeover. McCann jokes, Jacko jokes, Glitter jokes... all of human
Here are a couple of the tamer ones:
I said to the wife, "I thought I saw your name on a loaf of bread today, but when I looked again it said 'Thick Cut' "
Little Johnny walks into his parents bedroom to find his Dad giving his Mum one. His Dad smirks and throws a pillow at the door saying, "Get outta here, you little shit!" A couple of hours later Dad hears a whole lot of commotion coming from little Johnny's bedroom. He goes up to find little Johnny giving his Grandma a right royal seeing to. Little Johnny smiles, "It's not so fucking funny when it's your Mum, is it?"
And of course there's the sickest joke ever... but I'll let you find that one yourselves.