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Tuesday, March 05, 2002

Travis Fimmel...
This well endowed model continues to make the news in today's Guardian. Do his well-filled briefs make men feel insecure? The Guardian went to Selfridges' underwear department to find out. Opinion was split.

Martin, 25, engineer:- "God, no, he doesn't upset me. Why not? Because he just looks gay. Male models never make me feel insecure. Do you fancy him? I can't really see why women would fancy him, he just looks like a big poof. Anyway, he's not that big, I don't see what the big deal is. My girlfriend would definitely not fancy him. He is totally not her type. Trust me, I know."

Michael, 37, charity fundraiser:- "No, it doesn't make me feel insecure - it makes me want his phone number! God, they should print it on the poster, that would get my attention. I don't think men get bothered by these kinds of images, it doesn't make me feel bad about myself, if that's what you are suggesting. I'm too busy thinking about him to worry about what I look like. I just think it's a really sexy image. Kind of exciting too, if you know what I mean. Do I think he's well-endowed? Hmmm, let's just say he looks like he'd be a lot of fun."

Matt, 27, 'in-between jobs':- "Bloody hell, what is that? Is that a registered weapon he's got down there? Of course men feel bad when they look at that kind of thing, any man who says he doesn't is lying. But really it's other men who make them feel bad, rather than women making their boyfriend feel bad. Do I think he's well-endowed? God, are you blind? Of course he's well-endowed! Bastard."

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