Last night I first heard that Madonna was taking to the London stage. She'll be playing an Art Critic in Up For Grabs (written by Australian David Williamson) at the Wyndhams Theatre, Charing Cross Road opening on 23rd May. I was straight on the phone to book tickets for one of the early previews.
Ok, her acting hasn't been anything to write home so my hopes aren't too high for an earth shattering performance but let's face it, she's a STAR. And they don't come much bigger. Who cares if she's crap? It'll be an event!
If God turned up out of the blue you wouldn't ask him to tap dance, would you?