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Wednesday, February 20, 2002

Reasons for not going to the gym...
It requires effort and commitment to keep going back
It's boring
It takes time
You ache afterwards
It costs money
I'm a lazy git

Reasons for going to the gym...
I'm incredibly unfit. I can't walk up stairs without getting short of breath
I'm paying for the membership already (heavily subsidised by the company I might add)
It's in the basement of the building where I work so I can get the lift door-to-door
I can go there on company time not my own
The endophin rush is nice
I'll feel better about myself when I go
Cute men go there

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