Quote Of The Day

"Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake - Chessmaster Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower (1887-1956)"

Friday, June 08, 2001

Not on my doorstep if you don't mind...
Two little oiks rang my doorbell just now (I'm at home today).
"Hey, Mister? Need your car washing?".
"I haven't got a car", I replied.
"What have you got?"
"Nothing. I haven't got a car or anything."
They looked at me suspiciously.
"That's a bit gay"
I closed the door.

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