Not on my doorstep if you don't mind...
Two little oiks rang my doorbell just now (I'm at home today).
"Hey, Mister? Need your car washing?".
"I haven't got a car", I replied.
"What have you got?"
"Nothing. I haven't got a car or anything."
They looked at me suspiciously.
"That's a bit gay"
I closed the door.