11. I'm a happy homosexual - TRUE
When we were in Vienna last month Mark's brother asked me if I was happy. It got me thinking. Honestly I am the happiest I've ever been. I love my life; my boyfriend, being gay, my job, my family, my relationships. Not that I think I'm perfect by a long chalk. If I had a magic wand there are things I'd think about changing. But very early on I came to terms with the fact that I wouldn't be rich, I'm not fanastically good looking, I'm not brilliantly witty and there will always be other people who are more popular than me. But I'm happy with who I am. My parents did a good job on me - they made me a happy homosexual (ask them nicely and they'll make you one too! - boom, boom). Are you happy?