Quote Of The Day

"Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake - Chessmaster Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower (1887-1956)"

Friday, February 13, 2004

Porn on the go...
I'm not sure whether to be excited or insulted. I've been sent some anonymous porn by MMS (multi media service) on my mobile. Nothing too offensive really - just a fuzzy picture of an erect dick (not one I recognise, I'll have you know). So come on, fess up, was it perhaps one of you, dear readers? I shall be keeping a beady eye open from now on in case I match the picture to real thing at some stage; maybe even ask around at the theatre tonight. Perhaps a identity parade of the usual suspects might be in order too.

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