You can quote me on that...
My two favourite Kath and Kim series two quotes are both in the same episode
Kim: "It's hard being a 'wife'... so many decisions to make... corporate... house... fish..." "OK, Sharon, I've decided, I'm going to be trophy..."
Brett "It's not cardonnay, Kim, it's chardonnay. Chardonnay"
Kim: "Oh alright, chardonnay! CHARDONNAY!! You pack of chunts!"
And talking on TV the other week was Rick Wakeman talking about a gig he did when he was in The Strawbs: "I only had one little piano solo but this old boy got up on stage. I didn't know who he was so I pushed him off. The police arrested me. Well, I didn't didn't know he was Salvador Dali!"