Size is everything…
People tell you size doesn’t matter. People tell you that what is important is where you put it, not how long or how wide it is. People tell you that you should be happy with what you’ve got. People say there’s nothing wrong with a small one. But people are wrong.
Everyone wants a bigger one. Everyone wants to be the envy of their friends and yet appear nonchalant about its size. Sure, it can be too big. Sure, it can look out of proportion. But secretly we all want a big one. The bigger, the better.
Usually I can resist the urge. Usually I just wait for it to pass. But this time it’s different. This time I’m going to do it. I’m going to get myself a bigger one. A much bigger one.