Big Brother: The Live Final...
As an official BB3 boycotter naturally I won't be watching tonight.
Oh no, I won't be watching Big Brother's Little Brother on E4 at 7pm.
Or Big Brother on C4 at 8:30pm
Or Big Brother (again) at 10:30pm.
Or indeed Big Brother's Little Brother again at 11:40pm
And I certainly won't be voting for the lovely Kate to win*. Oh no.
*(But if she does I shall be very happy as she's my favourite)