Mr X's gossip column...
- Which high ranking health professional was spotted sucking off an Amercian in the toilets at Hope and then asking whether people wanted to taste it?
- What popular blogger said on Saturday night, "If you smell anybody farting, it's me"?
- Where was a mad woman heard to whisper, "I never met you before but I love you"? to a big-nosed, balding blogger this weekend?
- Which normally mind-mannered blogger turned into an acid-tongued crazy loon and then resorted to shin-kicking after his chat up lines failed to impress a would-be beau?
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