10 ways to charm a Dane...
1. Of course, if you count Greenland, Denmark is absolutely huge, virtually a superpower!
2. Tell me one more time about the 1992 European Championships, will you?
3. Can we swap queens? Yours seems so much cooler than ours
4. Would you like a cigarette?
5. I don't know about you but candles make a place so much more cosy
6. Sweden was great - in the 1970s
7. Hey, neat flag!
8. Hey, great chairs!
9. Who needs hills? Cycling's so much easier on the flat anyway
10. Tusind tak ('a thousand thanks' - always makes a Dane smile)