10 ways to annoy a Dane...
1. So let's get this straight, you used to own Norway, Sweden, northern Germany, most of England and Greenland. What went wrong?
2. Are you a natural blond?
3. Sweden was great
4. Isn't Helena Christensec Norwegian?
5. You paid how much for your car?
6. Precisely how much do you have left after tax?
7. ...but I guess at least you can be sure your Government is spending it wisely
8. Does Queen Margrethe know a good denist?
9. Surely there's no place for a monarchy in a modern, liberal democracy?
10. I know it's red but I'm crossing anyway