Meteorite Attacks Printer...
In Chicago recently a meteorite decided to drop in and bust up a printer on the way.
Imagine the support call:
Punter: "Hello is that HP. My printer isn't working anymore."
HP: "Have you got the correct drivers installed for your printer?"
Punter: "Yes, I have. But the real problem is it's been attacked from outer space."
Punter: "You still there? Hello?"
Apparently "the average homeowner should expect to repair direct meteorite damage every hundred million years."