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"Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake - Chessmaster Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower (1887-1956)"

Tuesday, July 22, 2003

Meteorite Attacks Printer...
In Chicago recently a meteorite decided to drop in and bust up a printer on the way.

Imagine the support call:

Punter: "Hello is that HP. My printer isn't working anymore."
HP: "Have you got the correct drivers installed for your printer?"
Punter: "Yes, I have. But the real problem is it's been attacked from outer space."
HP: (click)
Punter: "You still there? Hello?"

Apparently "the average homeowner should expect to repair direct meteorite damage every hundred million years."

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