And Romeo and Juliet lived happily ever after...
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"But, soft! What light through yonder window breaks? It is the east, and Helen is the sun."
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"...if you choose the Happy Ending Version a new scene is added with a twist — the lovers live happily ever after! A short scene is added after Act V Scene III. It turns out the apothecary's poison didn't work and Romeo survives, and Juliet's stabbing of herself merely made her pass out."