Why, thank you...
Yesterday my company threw a little lunch party for me. The reason? - I'd worked for them for ten years. I had a little ceremony, got a framed certificate and £350 to spend. Very nice of them I must say.
So what rock 'n' roll thing did I put the money towards? What leftfield wacky thing did I blow it all on?
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Sad man that I am.