Hey lady, you lady cursing at your life...
Since you asked, David.
I've been to Georgia
I've been to California
I took the "hand" of a preacher man (well he was a vicar and it wasn't just his hand) and we made love in the sun (in a sauna actually)
I've been to Nice (and got mugged)
I've been to (the Isle of) Greece (with a girlfriend first and later with a boyfriend)
I've sipped champagne on a yacht (many times, many places, darling)
I've moved like Harlow (well I didn't wiggle too much) in Monte Carlo (backpacking)
I've showed 'em what I've got (too many times to remember in too many places)
I've been undressed by kings (well, I've been undressed in Kings, the tacky nightclub)
I've seen some things that a woman ain't supposed to see (you'd better believe it!)
I've indeed spent my life exploring subtle whoring (and sometimes not so subtle)
I've even been to Paradise (and Heaven, Bang and Bolts)
And before you ask, yes, I've been to me too!