Stuart and I are going to the theatre tonight. Yeah, big surprise. But producer of the thing we are going to see has felt the need to write to us last night...
Production Info: Warning! This show contains everything you could possibly need to be warned against!
STRONG LANGUAGE including: Loud music and explicit lyrics
DRUGS including: Marijuana smoking and cocaine snorting
VIOLENCE including: Gun fights, blood and torture
NUDITY including: Sexiness and a bit of nudity
SPECIAL EFFECTS including: Strobe lighting, theatrical smoke and the possibility of being splattered.
Sounds like my kind of show!