Boycott Britain...

"I've got this fantastic idea. It's a post-Brexit money spinner of an idea. It will solve our trade deficit with the rest of the world at one single stroke and make Great Britain truly Great once again.

Let's make "Boycott Britain" t-shirts, sweatshirts and badges and sell them to foreigners. The overseas market must be huge at the moment and can only grow over the next two years.

We could make Boycott British Goods posters, Boycott British Tourism tea towels, and Boycott Brexit Britain bumper-stickers! The possibilities are endless.

I personally can't see any downsides or any negative consequences of 'Boycott British' idea.

#BoycottBritain Today!

-- Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson (age 52)"