Channel 5 will be showing a program called "White Van Man". No big shakes there I hear you say. Only this particular episode will feature some rather good looking tradesmen: Buff Builders - guys who do DIY topless. "We will sort out your DIY needs. With very little on." "Steve oils me up and away we go" "We get jobs from about 2/3 gay men and 1/3 women". I'll be glued.