Quote Of The Day

"Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake - Chessmaster Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower (1887-1956)"

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Silent Fart...

An old lady turns to her husband at party. "Oh dear", she says, "I seem to have let out a silent fart. What should I do?"

Her husband replies, "Get a new battery for your hearing aid".

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