Ugly Dolls...
When I was in Oz last month I spotted in a window, fell in love with and bought (mail order) a collection of Ugly Dolls. Yes, I know a 44 year old gay man collecting stuffed dolls is at best a little fruity but I'm too happy with them to care. They arrived the weekend before last and immediately nestled into my bed with me. Awww.
"Yeah, mate, I'm gonna f*ck you so hard, you're going to beg for mercy. Oh, hang on, let me just move my dolls off the bed."
ReplyDeleteUncanny. Were you *in* the room last night?
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