Typically Topical...
Q. What's red and white and goes 'BEEP...BEEP...BEEP...'?
A. Arsenal's open-top bus reversing back into the garage.
A South African gold miner lost his leg in an accident. Choking back the tears later he cried, "It's over! who's gonna want a one legged gold digger?" Then his phone rang. "It's Paul McCartney."
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