It's A War Out There...
With no disrespect meant to anyone who has actually been in a war zone but... who knew that Christmas shopping in London's glitzy West End had been reduced to what is virtually unarmed combat. Yes, I mean you, rude woman with dopey kid in Hamleys. Yes, I mean you, aggressive woman in Nike Town. And, yes, you too, you arse-hole who physical manhandled me in HMV Oxford Street. You know who you are. You cunts.
Ha ha. Carry a gun!
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ReplyDeleteToo right I went in there yesterday and needed a valium and a lie down once home. Was doubting I would make it at one point....Here, here darling they are on mass cunts!
ReplyDeleteI've got a hangover and gotta shop tonight. Freaked!
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