Quote Of The Day

"Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake - Chessmaster Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower (1887-1956)"

Friday, August 26, 2005

Oink, oink...

A man walks into his bedroom carrying a sheep.

His wife is reading in bed. The man says, "This is the pig that I fuck when you've got a headache".

His wife retorts, "I think you'll find that THAT is a sheep."

The man replies, "I think you'll find that I was talking to the sheep."

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