Return To Oz...
We're off to Oz & NZ this Thursday for almost a month. We're going for Mardi Gras in Sydney, a driving trip through New Zealand's north island and a trip to Melbourne to experience the real Kath and Kim.
As a way of prepping for our Melbourne leg of the trip we've been brushing up on our Kath & Kim lingo by learning some choice phrases.
You off sex? I'm not exactly Kalm & Sutra myself.
We're on Dr Kobots No Carbohydrate Diet.
Kim: Where were you last night?
Sharon: I was at Mark's all night.
Kim: What were you doing?
Sharon: Doing the usual - sitting in my car & going through his rubbish.
I've got the body and I've got the smarts. Like Rachael Hunter, I'm a foxy moron.
I had them eating putty out of my hands.
That's your pacific skill base.
It's common. It's nice, it's unusual, it's common.
Trip the light fandango.
It wasn't a waste of money, it was an expensive learning curve.
Rack off lamb.