Quote Of The Day

"Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake - Chessmaster Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower (1887-1956)"

Wednesday, July 13, 2016

Needles and Opium...

Last night I went to see Robert LePage's seminal work Needles and Opium at the Barbican Theatre in London's glitzy brutalist concrete Barbican Centre.

Wow! What a show! The spelling-binding technical wizardry on stage was simply brilliant and worth the price of the ticket alone. A huge rotating cube in the centre of the stage throws the actors about containing hidden doors, trapezes, and awesome video projections. I've never seen anything quite like it. And the story itself is no less thrilling - and disorientating.

Like the set, the tale is a 3-dimensional, tumbling and multi-layered one. In 1949 French writer and filmmaker Jean Cocteau returns from New York full of wonder but chronic disenchanted. In that same year American jazz musician Miles Davis visits Paris bringing bebop to the old continent and making new fans. He starts a passionate relationship with Julliet Greco but it soon turns sour. Both Cocteau and Davis are dependent upon drugs to try and cope with their tortured lives. In 1989 Robert LePage is a lonely actor suffering heartbreak trying to forget his former lover but his torment echoes that of both artists from 40 years before. The three are all in a bad way.

Set against these three tales of addictions, we see hypnotic vignettes as the three characters float and slide through time and space, from a Parisian hotel room to New York streets. Filmic projections, a jazz soundtrack and poetic performances each in turn enchant, confuse and delight.

It is a truly masterful representation of disorientation, confusion and the creative drive.

Highly recommended.

Tuesday, July 12, 2016

Marc Almond...

On Sunday night Stuart, Paul, Bryn, I and a crowd of Gutterhearts all descended upon The Royal Festival Hall on London's glitzy South Bank to see Marc Almond perform his birthday concert.

Billed as 'A Celebration of 20th Century Torch Songs and his Greatest Hits' it was perhaps rather heavy on the former and a tad light on the latter - but that's no bad thing in my book.

In the first half Mr Almond sang torch songs he grew up listening to and has been inspired by. Backed by The Leeds College of Music Orchestra and Choir he took us on a journey through these nostalgic and atmospheric songs of lost and unrequited loves. Stand out number for me in this section was Gloomy Sunday with its warm arrangement and chilling vocals.

In the second half Marc performed a selection of his own songs, specially arranged for this event, and some of his storied career’s greatest hits. The stand out songs in the second half for me were the full-tilt version of Jacky and the let-it-rip rendition of Something's Gotten Hold of My Heart which both raised the roof.

Marc was in fine voice throughout with only the odd wobble on his less familiar material. The choir and full orchestra added a lot to the atmosphere of the night and covered up any vocal aberrations such as they were.

Surprise hit: A new (and better) translation of Jacques Brel's "If You Go Away" song "Ne me quitte pas" as 'Please Don't Leave Me'.
Guilty pleasure: The House is Haunted in a jazz style.
Slight misstep: Baby Love as a finale.

As Marc put on Twitter... "Thank you @LeedsMusic @Damien_Harron @CraigLeesLCoM @senbla and of course a wonderful audience , one of my favourite shows ever."

Set List:
Hurt (Timi Yuro cover)
In My Room
I'm Lost Without You (Billy Fury cover)
Shadows On My Heart
Blue on Blue (Burt Bacharach cover)
The Big Hurt (Miss Toni Fisher cover)
Lotus Blossom
Willow Weep for Me (Frank Sinatra cover)
The Shadow of Your Smile (Ella Fitzgerald cover)
Gloomy Sunday
The House Is Haunted
Haunted Heart
The Sun Will Rise
The Torch

Scar (Performed By Leeds College Of Music)
Trials of Eyeliner
I'm A Fool To Want You
Tenderness
Please Don't Go (alternative version of If You Go Away)
Why Was I Born? (Ella Fitzgerald cover)
Torch (Soft Cell song)
Life In My Own Way
Jacky (Jacques Brel cover)
Something's Gotten Hold Of My Heart (Gene Pitney cover)
Tainted Love (Gloria Jones cover)
Say Hello, Wave Goodbye (Soft Cell song)
Baby Love (The Supremes cover)




Monday, July 11, 2016

Harry Potter and the Cursed Child - Part Two...

Last Friday night Stuart and I went to see Harry Potter and the Cursed Child Part Two at the Palace Theatre in London's glitzy West End.

Picking up where Part One left off we were transported back and forth through the Harry Potter canon; revisting some of the funniest times and most traumatic moments (yes, there were lots of tears).

One of the central themes in both parts of the play, if not the the crux, is a father's relationship with their child. To this end the plot kicked up a notch in Part Two as the conflict between Harry and Albus became even more acute and so the drama heightened.

There was a big twist (which I didn't see coming) and a couple of flourishes which made this the second night as unforgettable as the first.

Great acting, great story and brilliant top-notch production.

A must for any Harry Potter fan.




Friday, July 08, 2016

Harry Potter and the Cursed Child - Part One...

Last night Stuart and I went to see Harry Potter and the Cursed Child Part One at the Palace Theatre in London's glitzy West End.

The new play is in two parts - we are seeing the second part tonight.

I'll not give the plot away (#keepthesecrets and all that) other than to say that the action takes place 19 years after the final book ends picking up on the Kings Cross train platform as an adult and married Harry Potter and Ginny are waving goodbye to two of their children - Lily still has a year to go but James and Albus are off to Hogwarts. Only Albus isn't a happy bunny. He has his father's reputation to live up to...

There then follows 2 hours and 50 minutes of pure magic. The set, the action, the special effects, the theatrics, the wit, the flair are all there in spades. J K Rowling and Jack Horne have pulled it off.

It is a story of fatherhood, family, fear, redemption and broomsticks. It is compelling and gripping revisiting many of the characters made famous by the Harry Potter books and films.

I laughed (a lot), I cried (a bit), I was left open-mouthed (often) and at one point I shrieked (the shocks come thick and fast and many from left-field).

Part One ends of a cliff-hanger. Can't wait until tonight!

Pure theatrical magic.



Thursday, July 07, 2016

Breakfast at Tiffany's...

Last Friday night D, A, M and I went to see Pixie Lott in Breakfast at Tiffany's at the Theatre Royal Haymarket in London's glitzy West End.

Pixie Lott? Pixie not-a-Lott. Pixie is pleasant enough but doesn't have the charisma the part needs. The first half was rather boring but we stayed anyway. The second half picked up dramatically somewhat but not enough to save it. During the production - which was generally fairly light-footed - there were really jarring moments of gay sexual predators (WTF?) that franking left us open-mouthed. Really odd and not in keeping with the apple-pie tone of the rest of the production to be honest.

The songs were OK I suppose (esp. Moon River) but we were just left feeling a bit meh about the whole thing.

Not really recommended unless you are a really big Pixie Lott fan.

Wednesday, July 06, 2016

Romeo and Juliet...

Last Friday night Stuart and I went to see Kenneth Branagh's production of Romeo and Juliet at the Garrick Theatre in London's glitzy West End.

Allegedly starring Richard Madden and Lily James both stars were no-shows. So that was £190 for two premium tickets for a decided non-premium experience.

Yes, Derek Jacobi as Mercutio was fun as was Meera Syal as The Nurse but it was the two A-list stars Mr Madden and Ms James we had paid to see not them.

And we checked - there was no prior warning by email about the understudies, if the foyer had a notice up about the change we didn't see it, nor did the Box Office staff mention it when I collect my tickets and inquired about the show and I challenge you to find mention of it on their web site http://www.branaghtheatre.com/romeo-and-juliet/

Disappointing, to say the least.

Tuesday, July 05, 2016

March for Europe...

We were marching last Saturday through central London. Why? Well, not because I think I can change the outcome of a vote. I can't. Britain is leaving the EU that much is clear. No, I was marching because I could. Because I was allowed to. Because I felt strongly enough about something to protest about it. Sure I'm anti-Brexit but I'm also pro-European and anti-hate.

I love Europe, I really do. And I wanted to help send out a message that Europeans are welcome in this great country of ours. We want them, we need them.

And because the EU has helped maintain the peace in Europe over the past 50 years it means that anyone else can march, can protest in their own EU country. A freedom worth celebrating. And peace is something worth celebrating too, right?

So there we were, surrounded by 50,000 other like minded people indulging in that odd mix of protest and celebration that the British do so well. Passive aggressive protesting!






Monday, July 04, 2016

Stuart's 43rd Birthday...

Out with boys for a bite to eat yesterday to celebrate Stuart's 43rd birthday. Le Petite Auberge and The Hen and Chickens.



Friday, July 01, 2016

Wild...

Last week Stuart and I went to see Neil Bartlett's new play Wild at the Hampstead Theatre in London's urbane, not yet post-Brexit, not too glitzy Swiss Cottage.

After blockbusters King Charles III and Doctor Foster we had high hopes. Sadly these were not quite met.

Andrew (Jack Farthing) is an 'Edward Snowden' who has leaked Government secrets and is currently hiding out in a Russian hotel room. Two contacts appear one at a time each toying with Andrew - twisting and turning the truth and trying to get him to pledge loyalty. Andrew is at first suspicious, then confused and then things go batshit crazy. Nothing is what it seems - even the very ground that he walks on can be trusted. If the punch line was The Prisoner's "I am not a number, I am a free man!" I'd not have been surprised one bit.

A triumph of staging then but not one of ideas. Fun to watch but it didn't really tell us much.

Wednesday, June 29, 2016

20,000 days old...

Today I'm 20,000 days old.

Having seen 20,000 sunrises, eaten 60,000 meals and brushed my teeth 40,000 times I still haven't really got a fucking clue.

I have learned three things in my 20,000 days though:

1. People are cunts
2. People spend a lot of their time trying to convince you they're not cunts
3. It's better to give than to receive (see 2.)

So my philosophy of life is a simple one: the cosmos has been around a long time before I was born and will be here a long time after I'm gone. So I might as well have a bit of fun while I'm here. I try not to hurt anyone. And try not to be too much of a cunt.

Monday, June 27, 2016

Brexit vs Racism...

So the racism thing. I don't think half of the country are racist. I fear that the racists now think half of the country agree with them.
The worry being that peer confirmation / peer approval is a crucial factor in violence against minority groups.

Friday, June 24, 2016

Brexit...

Not the result I'd hoped for and I guess it's bye bye Union now as Scotland will now leave the UK.

Brexit is the final result of Britain’s inability to develop a national identity post-Empire that is both convincing or inclusive.

It's fine. I mean, history is full of examples where rampant nationalism and economic hardship produce some of humanity's shining moments.

Wednesday, June 22, 2016

Club Membership...

Three people at work today have asked for my opinion on the EU Referendum. They were all undecided and wanted advice on which way to vote. Why they thought my half-baked views were worthy of note I don't know!

Anyway, I said the same thing to all three of them.

"In my experience it is better to a member of a club that not a member of a club.

OK, you may not relish paying the club's membership fees, you may not like some of the club's petty rules and you may not agree with some of the other member’s opinions all the time. But generally speaking being in a club is good for everyone, it stops fights breaking out, the bullies next door leave you alone, you get a good deal when you buy stuff off other members and you are free to go to each other's houses to help out.

And all you really have put up with is the club's annual sing-song contest where you’ll probably come last – again."

Monday, June 20, 2016

Back to Work...

It's been a fun three weeks off on my hols but I'm now back in the saddle. Did I say saddle? I meant harness.

Wednesday, June 15, 2016

Holiday in Cambodia...

So we are finally on our way home. Back in 1980 I'd pogo around to this little ditty in various college discos and at The Bell in Kings Cross not really realising what is was The Dead Kennedys were singing about. Back then I couldn't have imagined that 36 years later I'd have the truth shown to me first hand by many people who lost close family members to Pol Pot's awful Khmer Rouge genocidal blood bath. Forgiveness is in abundance here but they will never forget. Holiday in Cambodia...

Monday, June 13, 2016

Cambodia: Preah Ko and Bakong Temples...

Today Stuart and I cycled about 15km out of Siem Reap into the countryside to meet some of the locals and visit two more temples - Bakong and Preah Ko.

The Cambodian countryside was as rich and lush as the locals were poor. Most familes are farmers with no electricity and a shared water well. Those that have managed to send their kids to school are allowed to borrow money from the bank to build brick houses. Some of these are fairly gaudy to be frank but serve their purpose well. All the kids smiled and waved and said "Hello mister". 

Past the villages we came upon Bakong temple - it is the first temple mountain of sandstone constructed by the rulers of the Khmer empire at Angkor. It's in pretty good nick too. Naturally we had to climb up to the top.

Then we cycled on to Preah Ko temple which is fab. It is probably our favorite temple of our trip. Consisting of six brick towers in two rows perched on a sandstone platform it is dedicated to Jayavarman II (founder of the Khmer empire), his father, his grandfather and their three wives. The six towers all bear images of the Hindu god Shiva. It's in such good nick the temple looks like it was built 120 years ago not 1200 years ago. Loved it. 














Sunday, June 12, 2016

Cambodia: Ta Prohm (and other amazing temples)...

Up early we visited the Angkor Thom area in the early morning sunlight. Ta Prohm (and some of the other temples) are in many respects more amazing than Angkor Wat itself.  Ta Prohm is a jungle over-grown temple (most famously used in the Lara Croft film). From there we moved on to Bayon Temple with its many faces of Buddha,  climbed pyramid-like Phimeanakas, and finally walked along the Elephant and Leper King terraces. What a day!