Sarah and I went to Pizza Express Thursday lunchtime - their oven broke down. Stu, Andy and I went to Studio 6 Thursday night for dinner - their kitchen closed due to a gas leak. Bryn and I went to the cat cafe on Friday - their coffee machine broke down as we arrived. We then went to Cereal Killer Cafe later - their till broke as I went to pay. Later Friday night our central heating broke down. On Saturday evening the bus we got on... the ticket machine broke.
Anyone need an establishment cursing just let me know. #curses