Quote Of The Day

"Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake - Chessmaster Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower (1887-1956)"

Wednesday, June 16, 2010

All In Good Time...

"Working in Llandough Hospital, just outside Cardiff. We had our fair share of Jeremy Kyle rejects, and... they breed. The hero of this story is a Senior Registrar in Obs/Gynae. He had just delivered to this world a new future car thief, when the male provider of half of the DNA says "Oi Doc, when can I 'ave sex wiv 'er again?" Our hero, without dropping a beat, says, "Well, a Gentleman would wait until the placenta is delivered."

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