Please excuse the open letter but we have been trying to contact you for some time. We are both pleased/sorry to inform you that Mr Tibbles is both fine/no longer with us. Please call if/when you get this message and come and observe him. Hopefully you'll be able to collapse him to a definite state.
Yours, Boots the Alchemist (Vet).
How's this for strange/ odd/ very, very sad... my moggie Mr Tibbles, a very fine cat indeed, was killed by a fast car on 23rd June 2011. I hope your Mr Tibbles fared better than ours, it's a damn fine cat name and deserves to live on xxx
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