The Wit of Roger...
So this is an IM conversation I had with Rog a couple of days ago. He's a funny man and he always brightens up my day.
Never give out your password or credit card number in an instant message conversation.
Roger says: morning. busy?
Jonathan says: Hi. not too bad.
Roger says: If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
Roger says: Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.
Roger says: Before you criticise someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticise them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
Jonathan says: lol
Jonathan says: If you can't get a father figure, get a father figurine
Roger says: Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
Jonathan says: Don't let them smell your need, let them need your smell
Roger says: If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
Jonathan says: If you can't seize the day, try at least to seize the late afternoon
Roger says: The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.
Jonathan says: A show with no mirror ball is a seminar
Roger says: A closed mouth gathers no foot.
Jonathan says: Take the leap of faith or at least take the leap of Marianne Faithfull
Roger says: Some days you are the bug; some days you are the windscreen.
Jonathan says: Before the backlash, try to get some frontlash
Roger says: Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time.
Jonathan says: When you're playing poker, make sure you face isn't playing snap
Roger says: lol
Jonathan says: OK, enough now
Roger says: already
Jonathan says: later x
Roger says: bye x