My office is holding a company-wide luncheon in my honour today. Fifteen years working for this particular part of the organisation. Bless 'em. Apparently there's to be a presentation too. Let's hope there are no speeches (cringe).
UPDATE: The luncheon was really nice. The whole office turned up, there was a lovely buffet, I got a very nice speech from my boss and the MD, a signed service certificate, a name etched glass award and £550 of John Lewis vouchers. Result!