"Christ fucking Jesus God Almighty wanking shitty Hell!"
"A dancer? He's the BMI of an elephant"
"Nutter. Another shebang. She'll last 5 mins"
"Responsibility dodging racist slut"
"It's between her and Helen Keller"
"Now they're all in I'm not watching for a week, Can't watch attention seeking screamers."
Yes, the ninth series of Big Brother is under way after a record 16
A theme in this year's show is "zero tolerance". Hmm. I wonder how often the producers will bend their own rules for the ones they think are popular (rating whores that they are)?