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Wednesday, January 17, 2007

Defective Product...


The following statement was released this morning by the Trading Standards
Authority. Please read carefully and immediately report any experiences of this
defective product.

Trading standards officers have ordered the urgent recall of a defective
product found to be faulty and dangerous. Over the Christmas period, tests
proved the components in the product called "Chelsea FC" would fall apart
when placed under the smallest amount of pressure. Consumers first
experienced problems last year, when it was noticed that the product did not
work properly in Europe. Complaints were made about it malfunctioning and
then emmitting a continuous whining noise. When the product started to fall
apart in Britain the Trading standards authority took immediate action. A
spokesman warned "We particularly want to stress to parents that there is a
genuine risk of choking". Consumers have been urged to check the small print
carefully for the words "This product may contain traces of "Shevchenko".

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