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"Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake - Chessmaster Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower (1887-1956)"

Wednesday, December 26, 2018

This year’s Christmas Cracker joke writers are certainly upped their game —->



A mother sent her child out to buy some edable silver ballbearings to decorate a birthday cake. Only the child didn't understand and bought steel ballbearings instead. 

They all ate the cake but the next morning the first daughter comes downstairs and says "Mum, when I shit this morning I had ballbearings come out of my arse."

The second daughter comes downstairs and says, "Mum, when I cleaned my Tampax out this morning I had ballbearings on it."

The little son comes downstairs and says, "Well, you think that's bad. When I wanked myself this morning I shot the cat!"

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