Offensive, crude, outrageous, un-PC, painfully truthful, and very, very, very funny.
But that's enough about my friend Tom, we both went to see Frankie Boyle on Monday night.
People queue early at a Frankie gig - not to sit at the front but to sit at the back! He has a reputation.
Typical joke from the night...
"Xmas time is a time for kids really. My Xmas childhood came to an end when I realised Santa's semen tasted like my Dad's"
We laughed like drains.