Quote Of The Day

"Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake - Chessmaster Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower (1887-1956)"

Tuesday, March 17, 2015


So there I was on the golf course, when I bellowed out, "FORD!"
The two guys ahead turned round and shouted back, "The term is FORE, you ignorant fuck."
Then the plane hit them.

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