John Waters - film-maker, author, wit, raconteur and trash king - at the Royal Festival Hall.
We were treated to ninety minutes of stories in his own inimitable style. It was always fun, occasionally saucy and never far from outrageous. Blossoms, blouses, and dolphins will never have the same meaning again.
He told about his favourite newspaper headline (after Ike Turner died): "Ike Beats Tina - To Death"
If you get a change to go see him. Go!