Quote Of The Day

"Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake - Chessmaster Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower (1887-1956)"

Thursday, January 23, 2014

Manchester United - mid-table team...

Manchester United are now 14 points behind Premier League leaders Arsenal.

Walking past Old Trafford last night I saw two season tickets nailed to the front gates. I thought "I'm having that!"
You can never have enough nails.

I heard a cat crying outside this morning. I looked out the window and saw 4 blokes in Manchester United shirts playing football with it. I was just about to call the RSPCA...
...until the cat went 1 - 0 up!

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