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Thursday, February 14, 2013

Donkey Dick...

Here's my Valentine's Day joke:- (so brace yourselves)

Two slappers play 20 questions. One writes down a word and the other has 20 guesses to get it right.
The word the first one writes down is "donkey dick".
First question: "Can you eat it?"
Answer: "I suppose you could".
"It isn't donkey dick is it?"

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