Ever heard of LPSG? Well now you have. It's the Large Penis Support Group.
"While it is true that 1.5% of home accidents are caused by large penis related incidents, only a small number have ever been known to be fatal. A large penis is a friend as well as a foe. Treat it as such."
Only 1.5%? I would have thought it would have been larger (boom, boom).
"Large penises have long been considered fashionable." - How so? As a wrap or a scarf? Can you get them in different colours?
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