So these are the nations three best one-liners:
Pete Kay: "Garlic bread, it's the future, I've tasted it"
Mrs Merton: "So, what first attracted you to the millionaire Paul Daniels?"
David Brent: "If you were to ask me to name three geniuses, I probably wouldn't say Einstein, Newton... I'd go Milligan, Cleese, Everett, Sessions...".