Quote Of The Day

"Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake - Chessmaster Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower (1887-1956)"

Tuesday, August 15, 2006

One-liners...


So these are the nations three best one-liners:

Pete Kay: "Garlic bread, it's the future, I've tasted it"

Mrs Merton: "So, what first attracted you to the millionaire Paul Daniels?"

David Brent: "If you were to ask me to name three geniuses, I probably wouldn't say Einstein, Newton... I'd go Milligan, Cleese, Everett, Sessions...".

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