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"Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake - Chessmaster Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower (1887-1956)"

Monday, August 21, 2006

Happy Birthday, dear...


I was at a comedy show in Oz, the comedian told a funny story about a dwarf. Suddenly a dwarf shouts up from the audience, something about it not being funny. To give the comedian his due, he said he didn't see him down there - to much amusement (to me anyway). The dwarf replied that it was his birthday and he had spoilt it.

The comedian feeling a little guilty now then proceeds to get everyone in the audience to sing happy birthday to him. The only thing is, no-one knew the little guy's name, so when everyone got to the line they simply sang, "Happy Birthday, dear....dwarf!..."

Ha ha. Maybe you had to be there.

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