Quote Of The Day

"Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake - Chessmaster Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower (1887-1956)"

Friday, August 13, 2004

Jokes...
I've got a cold (sneeze) and I'm feeling really lousy (cough, cough) and I've taken lots of Day Nurse. So I'm feeling really light headed and crappy jokes are making me laugh (and are about all I can manage at the moment). Feel free to tell me any more to cheer me up.

Groucho Marx: Marry me and I'll never look at another horse

What's a specimen? -> An Italian astronaut

What's a hospice? -> About 1 & half gallons

What do you call an Italian with a rubber toe? -> Roberto

What's green and runs around your garden? -> Your hedge

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