Jokes...
I've got a cold (sneeze) and I'm feeling really lousy (cough, cough) and I've taken lots of Day Nurse. So I'm feeling really light headed and crappy jokes are making me laugh (and are about all I can manage at the moment). Feel free to tell me any more to cheer me up.
Groucho Marx: Marry me and I'll never look at another horse
What's a specimen? -> An Italian astronaut
What's a hospice? -> About 1 & half gallons
What do you call an Italian with a rubber toe? -> Roberto
What's green and runs around your garden? -> Your hedge
overyourhead - some irreverent musings by a gay London guy - crawling though technology, love and life... so you don't have to.
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