8am: I'm in the office this morning on my day off. Why? All our BT phone lines and data access is down; has been for nearly 24 hours. So I'm stuck here with my hands on my hips waiting for an engineer to arrive.
10am: Two BT engineers arrived. Fixed nothing. Said they'd be back. Left.
12pm: Waiting for BT engineer
2pm: I go for long lunch
4pm: Back waiting for BT engineer
6pm: Still waiting for BT engineer
8pm: Bored of waiting for BT engineer