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"Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake - Chessmaster Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower (1887-1956)"

Thursday, December 26, 2013

My Mother's Favourite Joke...

Here is my mother's favourite joke. She tells it every Xmas. With relish. My Dad pretends to find it funny too.

I walked into the pub the other day with my mother in law and three men set about attacking her with a chair. Beating her senseless.
"Aren't you going to help?" said the barman.
"No, I think three is enough"

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