Me or you? Why, it's you of course!
OK, try this. Which is gayer, Graham Norton or Alan Carr? Graham Norton by a whisker.
And did you know that steak is actually overwelmingly gayer than quiche?
But of course Kylie is way gayer than Britney (but not Madonna).
How do we know these things? Well, if you put "Gay Apple" into google.co.uk you get 30m results, whilst "Gay Microsoft" gets just 12m results. Hence Apple is gayer than Microsoft. Fact. And this little site tests the comparative gayness of everything. With pie-charts for extra win.