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"Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake - Chessmaster Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower (1887-1956)"

Thursday, June 04, 2009

The Splits..

I phoned the local gym yesterday and I asked if they could teach me how to do the splits.

They asked, "How flexible are you?"

I said, "I can't make Tuesdays or Thursdays."

Boom, boom.

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