My Favourite Quotes From The Weekend...
It's like if you're in a room with Delmot O'Leary, Jamie Theakston and Patrick Kielty and you're got a shotgun and only two cartridge. What do you do?
Obvious really. You empty two barrels into Kielty and then have fun with the rifle butt.
I used to want to change the world... Now I just want to leave the room with a bit of dignity.
You're so far behind you think you're in the lead.